hi im luke im 23 and my gender is as unknown to me as it is to you.

i just reblog funnie posts and fandom bullshit that gives me brainrot so thats what youre getting into if you follow me

heritageposts:

blackfairypresident:

yeah

date of origin: 25th of august, 2015.

utterobstruction:

theonenamedperry:

You can’t spell advertisements without putting semen between tits

dailywillwood:

transbaphomet:

omg, this is the first time i’ve heard older furries refering to themselves as “gray muzzles” 🥺 that’s so cute!!

enki2:

huntrad-chadcel:

ernsts-9th-blog:

gros-patapouf:

mad–house:

Pip Boy but it’s shit.

Talk shit about windows98 again and I’ll fuck

Thats a rather unique threat

twofingerswhiskey:

severmyneck:

gwainestarroyco:

generational difference between people who learnt the word kin on tiktok and think it is a fun way of saying u identify somewhat with a character VS people who learnt the word kin on tumblr where people would threaten each other about kin lists because they genuinely believed they were a manifested reincarnation of karkat homestuck

genuinely people would have tiered lists of kins, from it’s okay to follow me if you kin this, to never interact w me if any of your mutuals are kin w this because this is literally me

people were kinblocking like it was the beaches of fucking normandy

snowstucked:

troll dave and human karkat

sysboxes:

[Text: This alter uses multiple names.]

Like/Reblog if you save or use!

lookoflove:

lookoflove:

my brother started calling our cat “doobie brother” which he then lengthened to “dubious brother” and has since morphed into “brother dubious” like he’s some sort of fucked up little monk

brother dubious

craftbadger:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow

memeuplift:

ratsofftoya:

flvffymomo:

flvffymomo:

ratsofftoya:

take me out to the BALLS game

take me out to the CROTCH

buy me some PENIS and cracker jacks

I don’t care if I ever CUM back

thos earent the lyrics

take this down

i CANT

ratfuck:

movinginstero:

ratfuck:

*sees a cop wounded by his car* omg!!! *rushes to the car and picks up the dispatch radio* OMG hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!~~ ^-^

a, like no.

im gonna like respond appropriately and handle the situation effectively.

i’d put the radio microphone in my mouth and make loud kazoo noises

huffylemon: